Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking.
It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Time is too slow for those who wait,
too swift for those who fear,
for those who grieve,
too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love, time is eternity.
For one human being to love another:
that is perhaps the most difficult of
the ultimate, the last test and proof,
the work for which all other work is but preparation.
Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me.
The first duty of love - is to listen
"Do you love me because I am beautiful,
or am I beautiful because you love me?"
"I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved."
Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?
A: They think someone is
taking their picture.
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about
them, but never see any.
Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner.
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl'.
The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your neighbors.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You think there's nothin wrong with incest as long as you keep it in the family.
You can get dog hair from out of your belly button.
You think the three primary colors are John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.
The beer can collection in the town museum is the big tourist attraction.
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.
You believe that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You think genitalia is an Italian airline.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
You think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
You buy your jewelry at the hardware store.